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  1. HP Compaq nc6120. The best money can buy. Cel mai bun service in tara pentru laptoape. Nu va doresc sa aveti nevoie de service la Dell.
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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
  3. Exif IFD0 * Camera Make = Hewlett-Packard * Camera Model = HP PhotoSmart R707 (V01.00) * Picture Orientation = normal (1) * X-Resolution = 720000/10000 = 72.00 * Y-Resolution = 720000/10000 = 72.00 * X/Y-Resolution Unit = inch (2) * Software/Firmware Version = Adobe Photoshop CS2 Windows * Last Modified Date/Time = 2007:08:05 15:14:59 * Y/Cb/Cr Positioning (Subsampling) = centered / center of pixel array (1) Exif Sub IFD * Exposure Time (1 / Shutter Speed) = 517865/100000 second = 5.17865 second * Lens F-Number/F-Stop = 280/100 = F2.80 * Exposure Program = normal program (2) * ISO Speed Ratings = 100 * Exif Version = 0220 * Original Date/Time = 2007:07:29 19:42:54 * Digitization Date/Time = 2007:07:29 19:42:54 * Components Configuration = 0x30,0x33,0x32,0x31 / 0x300x330x320x31 * Shutter Speed Value (APEX) = -606/256 Shutter Speed (Exposure Time) = 1/0.19 second * Aperture Value (APEX) = 780/256 Aperture = F2.87 * Brightness (APEX) = -1106/256 Brightness = 0.05 foot-lambert * Exposure Bias (EV) = 0/256 = 0.00 * Max Aperture Value (APEX) = 280/100 = 2.80 Max Aperture = F2.64 * Distance to Subject = 4022/1000 m * Metering Mode = center weighted average (2) * Light Source / White Balance = D65 (21) * Flash = Flash did not fire, compulsory flash mode * Focal Length = 800/100 mm = 8.00 mm * FlashPix Version = 0010 * Colour Space = sRGB (1) * Image Width = 800 pixels * Image Height = 579 pixels * Focal Plane X-Resolution = 2700/100000000 = 0.00 * Focal Plane Y-Resolution = 2700/100000000 = 0.00 * Focal Plane X/Y-Resolution Unit = centimeter (3) * Exposure Index = 100/1 * Image Sensing Method = n/a (1) * Image Source = digital still camera (DSC) * Scene Type = directly photographed image * Custom Rendered = normal process (0) * Exposure Mode = auto exposure (0) * White Balance = auto (0) * Focal Length in 35mm Film = 39 * Scene Capture Type = standard (0) * Gain Control = low gain up (1) * Contrast = normal (0) * Saturation = normal (0) * Sharpness = normal (0) * Subject Distance Range = distant view (3) si * Camera Make = Hewlett-Packard * Camera Model = HP PhotoSmart R707 (V01.00) * Picture Orientation = normal (1) * X-Resolution = 720000/10000 = 72.00 * Y-Resolution = 720000/10000 = 72.00 * X/Y-Resolution Unit = inch (2) * Software/Firmware Version = Adobe Photoshop CS2 Windows * Last Modified Date/Time = 2007:08:05 15:17:15 * Y/Cb/Cr Positioning (Subsampling) = centered / center of pixel array (1) Exif Sub IFD * Exposure Time (1 / Shutter Speed) = 1425302/100000 second = 14.25302 second * Lens F-Number/F-Stop = 280/100 = F2.80 * Exposure Program = normal program (2) * Exif Version = 0220 * Original Date/Time = 2007:07:28 21:17:08 * Digitization Date/Time = 2007:07:28 21:17:08 * Components Configuration = 0x30,0x33,0x32,0x31 / 0x300x330x320x31 * Shutter Speed Value (APEX) = -980/256 Shutter Speed (Exposure Time) = 1/0.07 second * Aperture Value (APEX) = 780/256 Aperture = F2.87 * Brightness (APEX) = -1480/256 Brightness = 0.02 foot-lambert * Exposure Bias (EV) = 0/256 = 0.00 * Max Aperture Value (APEX) = 280/100 = 2.80 Max Aperture = F2.64 * Distance to Subject = 65535/1000 m * Metering Mode = center weighted average (2) * Light Source / White Balance = other (255) * Flash = Flash did not fire, compulsory flash mode * Focal Length = 800/100 mm = 8.00 mm * FlashPix Version = 0010 * Colour Space = sRGB (1) * Image Width = 800 pixels * Image Height = 917 pixels * Focal Plane X-Resolution = 2700/100000000 = 0.00 * Focal Plane Y-Resolution = 2700/100000000 = 0.00 * Focal Plane X/Y-Resolution Unit = centimeter (3) * Exposure Index = 100/1 * Image Sensing Method = n/a (1) * Image Source = digital still camera (DSC) * Scene Type = directly photographed image * Custom Rendered = normal process (0) * Exposure Mode = auto exposure (0) * White Balance = auto (0) * Focal Length in 35mm Film = 39 * Scene Capture Type = standard (0) * Gain Control = low gain up (1) * Contrast = normal (0) * Saturation = normal (0) * Sharpness = normal (0) * Subject Distance Range = distant view (3) Traiasca pluginul Exif Viewer pentru Mozilla.
  4. http://www.etaphotel.com/etaphotel/ficheho...che_hotel.shtml http://www.1hungary.com/buro_panzio/I200837/
  5. Un loc superb, oferta e super buna. Sa stii ca nu e scump deloc, singura problema e ca trebuie rezervare cu cel putin 2-3 saptamani inainte, e super aglomerata. Experienta proprie.
  6. Man, se pare ca tu nu stii citi printre randuri. Las ca la intalnire o sa fi pe maini bune, o sa afli mai multe, inclusiv talcul glumelor facute pe-aici.
  7. N-as crede. Am fost acolo, nu a cerut-o nimeni. Si nici sanse pe viitor la retrocedare nu ai.
  8. Lasa, tine tu socotitoarea pentru tine, Ileana are deja laptop.
  9. Night Elf, ia uite ce-am gasit sapand prin tenebrele internetului. Cred ca asa ceva vroiai. http://www.booster.ro/accesorii-auto/siste...ull-europe.html
  10. Elful noptii, ceea ce vrei tu te duce bine peste 1700-2000 RON. Cinstea si corectitudinea se plateste din greu.
  11. A fost doar o coincidenta. Pur si simplu.
  12. Auzisem de personaj dar nu stiam ca mai nou are ca pasiune tatuajele. Oricum doar privind personajele si mi se face pielea de gaina cu gandul la un eventual (Doamne fereste) sejur in stabiliment. http://bumbutz.ro/
  13. Cel mai bun sfat. "Scoate morcovul" si da-i inainte fara frica. Singurul lucru care nu trebuie sa lipseasca nimanui in momentul in care iese in vest este sistemul de navigatie GPS. Daca il ai pe ala, 90% din probleme sunt rezolvate.
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    Un terorist arab ii scrie sefului: "Salam Aleikum, salutam cu rezbect la jefu'! Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns bine; dragut fara problem control aerobort, fiinca mai gasit un bagaj pierdut pe drum. Pastrat dolar american blestemat, pentru construit aigea bomba noua; dat jumadate la daxi, jumatate furat tigan din buzunar. Indalnit frate Ahmed, patron magazin, ajudat la mine. Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler proaspat, intoxicat zalmonel, noi ajuns spital, doctor roman durut la curu lor. Asta zalmonel bun pentru bomba biologica este. Jefu', gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania , Deci ingergat plan bomba cu bum-bum! ... Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde tara mia, fara apa la robinet. Urmarit emiziuni explozie camion azotat, facut frica la mine. Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Trebuie recrutati, jefu, si facut teroristi! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam! ... Inderesat pilotat avion pentru lovit gladire la roman; vazut delevizor aparat zbor MIG prabusit singur in ogorul taranului, plus altu roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat, tigara aprinsa, murit zoagra, facut chef mare la ei... Draga jefu', gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gand eu iesit cumparat baglava, exblodat budelie la parter si apartamentu frate Ahmed s-a ales brafu' si bulberea de el. Aicia la Romania , mult cretin este! Zberiat, zguibat la zin, cuvânt_urât mult pe mine de frica! Jefu, ma indorg agaza, daca mai scap viu! Astia romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba noastra! Cu respect, Ali''
  15. Pentru cei interesati de Austria: http://www.austria.info/xxl/_site/ro/_area/463653/home.html
  16. Ticolino, sa stii ca in strainatate 25 de euro in parcarea pazita a hotelului pentru 24 de ore nu este scump deloc. Comparativ cu posibilitatea sa-ti salte masina pentru parcare in loc nepermis, situatie in care trebuie sa umbli sa-ti recuperezi masina si sa si platesti o amenda de vreo 4-500 de euro.
  17. Man, n-ai suparat pe nimeni dar nici chiar asa. Daca citeai de la inceput topicul nu-ti lua mai mult de 10 minute sa afli ce te intereseaza.
  18. In general pretul este 20 de euro pentru un maxim de 20 de ore. Daca nu iti muti masina in acest interval ti-o muta ei, obligatoriu. Eu inca n-am gasit o parcare de termen lung, poate doar in Mestre, inainte de a traversa podul spre insula. le. am gasit asta, vezi daca te coafeaza. http://www.marcopolo2002.com/
  19. kAos, ai fi uimit cate plati fac eu pe internet cu cardul meu. Inclusiv Paypal, ca tot ne-au acceptat. iulian, la banca sigur trebuie sa se poata inchide un cont. Insista.
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    Radioamatori

    Ia legatura cu Ovi_jer, te rezolva el la un pret bun.
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    Radioamatori

    La fel sunt si eu, cand urc in masina deschid statia, la drum lung a luat deja locul MP3-ului.
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    Wellcome to Mamaia http://www.metacafe.com/watch/701871/all_t...nly_in_romania/
  23. Vezi Carpatair, are zboruri la Venetia din Cluj cu escala la Timisoara. PS. De la Milano la Venetia faci cam 4 ore dar nici macar nu-ti dai seama cum trece timpul, esti numai pe autostrada.
  24. Si daca cumva te ratacesti si prin Cluj iti stau la dispozitie ca si ghid pentru 1 zi.
  25. Update http://www.flickr.com/photos/nrares/sets/7...668645044/show/
 

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