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  1. Ai pupat broscuta scoasa din balta si s-a transformat in Mertz? Felicitari, asteptam detalii.
  2. Centurile pretensionate "imobilizeaza" pasagerii lipindu-i de scaun inaintea deschiderii airbagurilor.
  3. john

    Bancuri

    http://www.gmclub.ro/forum/index.php?s=&am...st&p=265644
  4. Ai nevoie de asigurare medicala si mai platesti rovigneta pentru 7 zile care costa 5 euro (noua ne-au cerut 250.000 lei ca nu aveam euro )Asta la Vama Veche. La intoarcere, prin Giurgiu a fost moca (auzisem ca bulgarii cer o taxa pentru trecerea podului de 6 euro dar nu ne-au cerut nici macar pasapoartele/buletine, nici la dus nici la intors).
  5. Daca se combina un stil mai agresiv de condus cu scaparile de gaze in habitaclu si e de rau incearca un ceai de coada soricelului.
  6. john

    La Multi Ani

    Cu ocazia zilei barbatului va urez un racoros La multi ani
  7. Poate mareste stabilitatea
  8. john

    CATERINCA

    Dai click pe Play. Iti recomand sa asculti la casti nu la boxe. Ce browser folosesti?
  9. john

    CATERINCA

    La frizer: http://www.220.ro/La_frizer-content11331.html
  10. Parca sunt optionale dungile alea la toate ST-urile (Fiesta, Focus, Mondeo) si costa destul de mult. Cristi probabil are varianta full fara dungi
  11. Parca IVD-ul include si ESP la Ford (Sistem interactiv de control electronic al tractiunii si stabilitatii (IVD), (echipament std cu V6 si ST TDCi) ) Felicitari pentru masina
  12. Eric (setter irlandez) la doi ani si Maia (pisoi cu denumire de origine controlata). Pana la 3-4 luni toti (inclusiv medicul veterinar) au zis ca e fetita
  13. john

    Gazeta De Perete

    Daca nu e conexiunea rapida, macar e bine ca testezi tu repede.
  14. Lista hoteluri: http://www.hotel.craiova.tourneo.ro/F_New/ Recomandare: http://www.hotel.bavaria.tourneo.ro/F_New/ (langa userul mishu)
  15. Asta de aici? http://www.astraclub.ro/index.php?showtopic=3227
  16. Uite aici (drift cu un monopost):
  17. Nu am hayon in schimb tin minte ca mi-a zis cineva la Varlaam de faza cu chestiile alea din porcbagaj, nu mai retin concluzia La masina mea nu am observat nimic suspect iar cand am avut portbagajul plin nu s-a agatat nimic pe acolo.
  18. john

    CATERINCA

    Campania taurul rosu
  19. john

    Bancuri

    If ancient Rome had the Internet... * The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is..."OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!" * Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his "invite a friend" emails. * The soothsayer's "Ides of March" email fails to get Caesar's proper attention as it's inadvertently filtered into his junk folder. * But at least Caesar's "Et tu Brute?" comment is available as a free ringtone download. * The domain gladiator.rome sells for the record sum of 1,000,000 denarii. * The owner of hadriansucks.rome is compelled to hand over both the domain name and selected body parts by an independent domain tribunal chaired by...Emperor Hadrian. * "Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google. * Unfortunately, the Queen of Egypt dies an early death after misunderstanding IT's call to embrace an ASP solution. * Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like, "Whoops, lost another elephant today." * But he runs out of money when his PPC budget is plundered by an iberian click scam organized by Publius Cornelius Scipio. * Tiber.com opens, initially selling scrolls and tablets before expanding to include togas, pottery, and do-it-yourself mosaic kits. * Websites like handsome-literate-male-british-slave.com pollute the search listings thanks to generous commissions at the slaves.co.rome affiliate program. * Roman programmers moan about projects outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia. * The Colosseum is renamed the eBay Colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark's tongue restaurant. * The volume of spam collapses when the penalty for not providing a working opt-out mechanism becomes equal billing with the lions at the eBay Colosseum. * But we still get emails featuring Brunhilda, the lonely Visigoth, and hot deals on cheap peacock livers from Gaul. * Nobody invents a spam filter good enough for the House of the Vestals. * Classical geeks wear t-shirts proclaiming, "there's no place like CXXVII.0.0.I" (bonus points if you get that one) * Finally, Rome burns to the ground while Emperor Nero battles online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.
  20. john

    CATERINCA

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EnaT8PzQ14
  21. Am primit si eu un email cu alt link: http://www . conturi-brd . net/part/ro/idehom.html
  22. john

    Despre calculatoare

    http://images.google.ro/images?hl=en&q...mages&gbv=2 http://images.google.ro/images?gbv=2&s...ibe&spell=1
  23. john

    Gazeta De Perete

    Le regulement is fat. Really fat.
  24. La fel si ING: http://misc.emsecure.net/images/ING/Expat/en/digipass.jpg
  25. Am citit pe alte forumuri lucruri nu tocmai bune despre ei. http://www.google.ro/search?hl=en&q=tz...G=Google+Search
 

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