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Numele companiei DaimlerChrysler Automotive Romania ar putea fi schimbat Daimler AG poarta discutii cu filiala romaneasca a grupului, DaimlerChrysler Automotive Romania, in vederea schimbarii numelui companiei din tara, dupa ce DaimlerChrysler a vandut 80% din Chrysler la nivel mondial, au declarat reprezentantii companiei, la Salonul Auto de la Bucuresti. Actionarii companiei germane DaimlerChrysler AG au decis joi sa schimbe numele companiei in Daimler AG. Decizia a fost luata dupa ce 80,1% dintre actiunile Chrysler au fost preluate, in luna mai, de fondul de investitii Cerberus. Presedintele DaimlerChrysler Automotive Romania, Michael Grewe, a spus la Salonul Auto Bucuresti ca in prezent nu se stie daca numele filialei romanesti va fi schimbat, insa in prezent, se poarta discutii pe aceasta tema, iar decizia va fi luata de compania - mama. El a precizat pentru NewsIn ca nu e obligatoriu ca numele sa fie schimbat, in tara, din moment ce compania vinde si masini Chrysler. "Nu intentionam sa modificam in niciun fel politicile noastre pentru Romania. Vom continua sa vindem aceleasi marci Daimler si Chrysler si vom pastra structura organizationala. In acelasi timp, reteaua noastra de dealeri va continua sa opereze ca o structura ce comercializaza mai multe marci in intreaga tara", a spus Grewe. El a adaugat ca in prezent sunt 14 dealeri care vand in tara marcile Mercedes, Smart, Chrysler, Jeep, Fuso si Dodge. Compania se asteapta sa vanda 2.000 de masini Mercedes, 3.500 din utilitarele aceleiasi marci si 1.000 de vehicule pentru Chrysler Group (marcile Chrysler, Jeep si Dodge). DaimlerChrysler Automotive Romania si-a marit in aprilie tinta de vanzari, pentru 2007, cu aproape 10%, pana la 6.500 de automobile. Directorul executiv al companiei Daimler AG, Dieter Zetsche, a spus ca numele fondatorului va fi onorat prin numele diviziilor Mercedes. Astfel, afacerea cu masini premium produse de Daimler se va numi Mercedes-Benz Cars, afacerea cu vehicule utilitare se va numi Mercedes-Benz Vans. Banca DaimlerChrysler va deveni Mercedes-Benz Bank. Divizia de camioane se va numi Daimler Trucks, divizia de autobuze va purta numele de Daimler Buses, iar serviciile financiare vor purta numele Daimler Financial Services. DaimlerChrysler AG a anuntat pe 14 mai ca fondul de investitii Cerberus va prelua 80,1% din capitalul de actiuni al companiei Chrysler si al serviciilor financiare aferente. Tranzactia este in valoare de 5,5 miliarde euro. Chrysler va pastra 19,9% din actiuni din noua companie, Chrysler Holding LLC, si din viitoarea Chrysler Corporation. Aceasta va produce si vinde marcile Chrysler, Dodge si Jeep si va detine Chrysler Financial Services, care furnizeaza servicii financiare pentru aceste masini in regiunea NAFTA. © NewsIn

sunt meseriash, ce dreaq

sa intelegem ca ai reusit sa plasezi lizingul?

Idem. Sa o conduci sanatos!

A lu' Brainiacu'?

te sparg

Tu vorbesti, bre? ""alx ###### (10/3/2007 12:43:03 PM): SALVATI 13 puiuti de ciobanesc german care daca pana vineri nu-si vor gasi stapan vor fi eutanasiati. da si tu mai departe te rog!!.. . id de contact pt doritori ( sunt gratis ) : anamariamunteanu"" LE: se pare ca 3 au fost executati, nu mai sunt 13, cati erau ieri

...si iti amorteste mina tot facand matanii si cruci, stiu )

...sau conducem amandoi cu schimbul, nu? te risti?

Moarte spamm-erilor

se aude, shefu, cum sa nu am crezut ca e de la sine inteles, d-aia n-am comentat un compartiment cu 4 paturi e ...la marele fix

multam. si ce distanta tb sa fie intre proiector si ecran? minim... sau sunt un ansamblu in care nu-ti bagi deshtele?

Ce-i ala TV cu retroproiectie? Cum functioneaza?

Bine, nici cu un N95 nu ti-ar sta rau Parerea me'....

banuri sau baruri?

Si isi raspund unul altuia asta e deja conspiratie

Let me teach you some Romanian words: manca-ti-as = a special word, used to describe many attitudes and various thoughts in Romanian language. Usually, it is followed by an anatomic part of the human body. Examples: "manca-ti-as p... co... etc." This word does not express hunger - in most cases - but you can never be too sure, as the Romanians have a very healthy appetite for every-thing that can be put in the mouth (especially women). Curva = a select social category, mainly formed of women and high-school girls, that are organized in a sort of secret society, that have the insidious goal of killing the male population through intense sexual activity. A derived word of the curva, is tarfa, the difference being that a curva will have sex with any-body, but a tarfa will have sex with any-body but you. Manelist = A special breed of Romanian, built to with-stand even the most horrific sounds, that he himself can make; they are often used at parties to calm-down violent drunk-men from breaking things. Be aware that - in order not to harm other guests - money must be thrown to make the beast stop. naspa = this word has actually no meaning, but vaguely evil and bad. It's beyond adjectives or nouns, it can even be a verb if the speaker is drunk enough. Naspa can be used in any situation. Your dog dies - "naspa", your grandmother is on fire - "naspa", you lost a penny - "really naspa". lol = It's not actually a Romanian word, but young teens keep on using it. It is extremely un-cool to actually laugh about a joke, you just politely say lol and nod with a serious look. Tracing the word back to it's roots is hard, but it seems to be most present in the deep waters of the mIRC and it is extremely popular among young teens who don't have a life, but are seeking for one on the inter-net. bengos = a word used to describe something cool. In Romanian language, any-thing good can be bengos. You bought a new pair of jeans, they are "bengosi", you go to a club - it's bengos. It is the opposite of "naspa" and can be use even for describing a person: "a bengos ass", "bengoase breasts", and so on. Aurolac = a weak narcotic found in Romania, embedded in plastic bags sold at grocery stores. After its introduction, it was reported to have increased sales of ciungã and other construction materials by 300% percent. Best known location for aurolac drug-addicts is the senate, where - almost every day - there are reports of people falling asleep from the drug. Ciungã = a home-made Romanian construction-material, made from 2-days chewed bubble-gum. It has a very good adherence to objects like tables, floors and - of course - hair. Romanians have a long and lasting tradition of putting ciungã on the hair, the recipients of such high commendation being a select group among the Romanian citizens. To be spotted as having "ciungã-n pãr" (ciunga in the hair in English) is an appreciation of a successful career. The bearers of such honour are selected from the masses and given the opportunity to change their lives. The ciunga is related to glue (prenandez) and a variety of soap called "Duru care spala curu", as they are both made from the bones of dogs specially trained for this. These dogs are set free on the streets to multiply and eat small children, this giving a very good consistency of the ciunga product. The dogs are then collected from the street, after they have produced a dozen other such dogs each, killed in a ritual under the red moon-light. As their bones are being ground to create the "faina de oase de caine" (the main ingredient for ciunga), their meat is used for preparation of face health-care products or the highly popular "salam de sibiu", an edible beating stick. This highly revered race of dogs is called either "potai", "javre" or "lighioanele dreacu’".

Nu s-a lasat cu lesuri Razvane. Soferul a fost ranit usor desi, la cum se vede in filmulet ca a zburat din masina, ma asteptam sa si-o ia zdravan

As vrea sa-i raspund meseriasului de Rollerman, care era revoltat ca nu raminem profund indatorati lui, pentru ca ne accepta GRATIS, la fondul de pensii xyz, cu un articol din presa de azi, sa vada ca cei 50RONi ceruti de mine nu sunt o suma mare.

Ce ai patit nu e de caterinca, Luciane. Daca ti-ai luat teapa de la un coleg de forum deschide un topic separat, sa stim si noi despre ce e vorba

Dupa cum zice si titlul (daca tot nu se hotara nimeni sa-l porneasca, am facut-o eu) s-a propus sa sarbatorim 1 decembrie la termale, cu berea in mina, Deci, Baile Felix. Sa curga lista Credits to the initiator Wolfman 1. Sebian+1 - une chambre In acelasi timp sa-i multumim colegului BH-ZNS ca s-a oferit voluntar (cica) sa se ocupe de organizare

Vezi ca asa am zis si eu, pina m-au scos cu foarfeca din masina, ca la puzzle

V-ati intors pe la Ostrov?

deci asta-i cea mai tare faza pe saptamina asta, sa mor io bravo, colega