Zmeul cel rau

Eu am doua Jujitsu in familie si ambele fac la fel.

Nu-l intarata!

Si-a luat si dizal.

In targ.

Pietre sau oua stricate?

Tine-o sub papuc!

Margineni - vis-a-vis de DiBas. Recomand si pizza. Un ciolan de un kil si o portie de fasole/varza - 20 de ron.

Cu NFS-ul.

Ah, locuri intinse, aer curat... Gagici for marshakas!

Eh, eu citisem cand erau doar 17 pagini. Intre timp vad ca problema o va rezolva Dan Senzationescu la OuaTV.

E, aia au fost repede anihilati. Si ei si mamele lor.

Nu, se duce discul de ambreiaj la 60 de mii.

Da, in 80 de mii de km s-au ars un bec de pozitie din cele patru si cel de la stopul central. Altele sunt problemele Lagunei.

Excesul de zel a venit din sfidarea politiei. Pe mine sau pe oricare altul de aici cum de nu ne-au oprit in felul asta? PS: Sunt socat de parerile (cretine) de pe motociclism.ro.

Da, exact de aia. Sunt securist.

1. ileana 2. VAXXi 3. Z m e u l

De ce e un Matiz in cladirea aia?

Pentru toti cei care cred ca "numai in Romania se intampla asa ceva", "in afara e asa si pe dincolo", "acolo toti circula ordonat": http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/...move-to-canada/ Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada. For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare ?ok, that?s it, I?m moving to Canada.? Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now. Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place. Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, ?I?m moving to Canada,? you must immediately respond with ?I have relatives in Canada.? They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there. But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research. Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe. Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere. Si asta e facuta de americani pentru americani. Desi nu pot sa fiu de acord cu notele, europenii ameninta ca se muta in Congo. PS: Cititi toate capitolele din blogul asta: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

Se pare ca il poti folosi doar sa alungi puradeii care vor sa iti spele parbrizul la semafor. Macar atat.

Da, ala. Ma duc sa testez reactia porcului de guineea. Revin. Da. s-a intors pe partea cealalta.

17kHz scot si cu mobilul. Am chiar un fisier care are doar frecventa asta. Am experimentat pe membrii Daewooclub intr-o joi si testul a dovedit ca cei de varsta Zeului nu aud nimic in timp ce toti ceilalti reactioneaza schimonosindu-si fetele. Aduce cineva si un caine?

Dupa 26 mai e sesiunea la ASE. Deci inainte ar fi bine...

Da, uimitor dar si alea sunt depasite.

Clar, vrei sa fii injurat si depasit si tu. )

Si cat te-am asteptat...