alx Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 http://www.dob.ro/TV/67/Ken-Lee-2 Ken Li 2... Link to comment
Aty Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Pana aici! http://atyqsound.weblog.ro/ Reclame OTV! Link to comment
Cumnatu Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Mi-au sarit castile de pe urechi. Daca am boala pe vecini le pun melodia asta la boxe si fug de acasa. Link to comment
closchkutza Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 (edited) Era sa lesin pe birou de la atata ras! Edited March 21, 2008 by closchkutza Link to comment
zeneseu Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 Noi avem grija sa va tinem copii departe de strazi si avem grija de banii lor de buzunar... Amatori de senzatii tari? Poftiti pe la noi... > Link to comment
Zmeul cel rau Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 (edited) Pentru toti cei care cred ca "numai in Romania se intampla asa ceva", "in afara e asa si pe dincolo", "acolo toti circula ordonat": http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/...move-to-canada/ Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada. For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare ?ok, that?s it, I?m moving to Canada.? Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly different to the one they live in now. Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place. Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, ?I?m moving to Canada,? you must immediately respond with ?I have relatives in Canada.? They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there. But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research. Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe. Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere. Si asta e facuta de americani pentru americani. Desi nu pot sa fiu de acord cu notele, europenii ameninta ca se muta in Congo. PS: Cititi toate capitolele din blogul asta: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com Edited March 21, 2008 by Zmeul cel rau Link to comment
Cumnatu Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 La ce ora trebuie sa fiu treaz ca sa fiu singur pe aici ? Link to comment
VAXXi Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 ADMINUL VEGHEAZA ! (tunsoarea e pentru impresia artistica si economie la sampon) Link to comment
VAXXi Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Neshte rusi s-au dus la pescuit, au parcat masinile pe lacul inghetat, si s-au dus sa dea la copca. Insa, nu era CHIAR ATAT de inghetat ... Link to comment
Mircea Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Pacat de Moskvitch-ul ala... Link to comment
Miste_R Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 ) Eu cred ca nici nu stiau ca e un lac acolo... Link to comment
Lucian M Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Eu cred ca nici nu venisera la pescuit... Link to comment
VAXXi Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 fiecare miliardar cu problemele lui Link to comment
Lucian M Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 (edited) Mda, e nasol s-o ai mare. Auzi- sa ancorezi o nava de croaziera la un loc cu tancurile petroliere si navele-container... LE: "s-o ai mare"- ma refeream la barcuta aia Edited March 23, 2008 by Lucian M Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Mda, e nasol s-o ai mare. Asta e consolare? ) Link to comment
Cumnatu Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7O_D5Lnv3Q Edited March 23, 2008 by Cumnatu Link to comment
tolin Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7O_D5Lnv3Q "... cand ma pish pe manele, se inunda tara ..." Edited March 24, 2008 by tolin Link to comment
uskt2005 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Dac-asculti si Parazitii si muzica tiganeasca Te invit sa-ti bagi p#l@-n ma-ta ...nimeni n-o sa te opreasca > > > Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 (edited) Daaa, asta cam asa ceva canta: Parazitii - Unu pentru toti Mi-am tatuat pe cuvânt_urât o cuvânt_urât mai mare, azi-noapte Iar pe spate mi-am tatuat cutremuru` din 77 In 7 zile din 7 asta se rupe Si tipa in cuvânt_urât parca se dah pe derdelush cand se cuvânt_urât Sa nu te imbraci in iepuras ca n-am fetishuri bizare Si te tai, te jupai si apoi te arunc in tigaie[?] Edited March 24, 2008 by Tommy Link to comment
marshakas Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 In text e acelasi cuvant_urat de fiecare data sau e vorba de cuvant_urat, de cuvant_urat si de cuvant_urat? Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Daa.. in reverse order Vad ca te-ai prins, va trebui si tie sa-ti tai tai capul si sa te arunc in tigaie Asa patesc toti cei care se prind Link to comment
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