EM!L Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Dar daca iti zic de unde era? Craiova Sper ca nu esti tu Aaah, tu erai?! Damn, man, you caught me! Trebuia să-mi fi zis de forum, nene Un fel de adaptare după "ascult radio dooşunu"... "scriu pe dwcc.ro" Link to comment
banzay Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 (edited) Bine ca nu m-ai pus la gazeta Deci nu esti tu...hm...trecem la urmatorul...tiboasca? smailmaiami (sau cum era nickul)...cine o mai fi din craiova... Edited February 21, 2009 by banzay Link to comment
Bogdan_80 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 http://stirileprotv.ro/show-buzz/erotic/bi...e-par-sexy.html situatia e grava criza a ajuns sa loveasca si in locurile intime Link to comment
sebian Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) Eu stau si ma intreb o alta chestie: daca te apuca pasiunea si vrei sa-i smulgi de pe ea, nu risti sa-i intre sarma aia-n coor? Edited February 26, 2009 by Sebian Link to comment
zeneseu Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Sau sa iti ramana sarma intre dinti... Link to comment
sebian Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Depinde de metoda fiecaruia ...ar fi mijto sa-ti ramana sarma intre dinti si sa te intrebe femeia dup-aia: Draga, tu aveai sarma pe dinti, sa ti-i indrepti? Ca nu observasem! Link to comment
zeneseu Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pai, pana la urma e chiloti sau aparat dentar din matase? Link to comment
sebian Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Cred ca ar putea avea ambele intrebuintari (pe langa cea de bentita, cum apare in film) Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Fara riscuri e o singura metoda, dar cica nu e funny Link to comment
Mircea Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Eu stau si ma intreb o alta chestie: daca te apuca pasiunea si vrei sa-i smulgi de pe ea, nu risti sa-i intre sarma aia-n coor? Sau sa iti ramana sarma intre dinti... Depinde de metoda fiecaruia ...ar fi mijto sa-ti ramana sarma intre dinti si sa te intrebe femeia dup-aia: Draga, tu aveai sarma pe dinti, sa ti-i indrepti? Ca nu observasem! Sau sa-ti intre dracu-n ochi! Bine, noi astia cu nu ne facem probleme, cu exceptia cazului in care ii scoatem (adica ne *&&^ ca chiorii) Link to comment
zeneseu Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 (edited) Sau sa-ti intre dracu-n ochi! Bine, noi astia cu nu ne facem probleme, cu exceptia cazului in care ii scoatem (adica ne *&&^ ca chiorii) Ha! Sa crezi tu ca va e mai bine. Daca se sparg lentilele si va intra sticla-n ochi? Poare faci tetanos de la rugina... Edited February 26, 2009 by zeneseu Link to comment
Bogdan_80 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Se intampla si la alti dar ramanem in top distreaza_te.pps Link to comment
Mircea Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Ha! Sa crezi tu ca va e mai bine. Daca se sparg lentilele si va intra sticla-n ochi?Poare faci tetanos de la rugina... Neah, ca avem d-alea moderne de sticla organica Link to comment
sebian Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Sticla organica sau orgasmica? Link to comment
Zmeul cel rau Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Sunteti niste perversi! In frunte cu ala de la Oradea... Link to comment
zeneseu Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) Sunteti niste perversi! In frunte cu ala de la Oradea... Hmmm...sa inteleg ca nu ai gasit mulgatoarea potrivita? Edited February 27, 2009 by zeneseu Link to comment
sebian Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 ...sau ai vreun gust de coclit in gura si nu stii de la ce e? Link to comment
zeneseu Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 (edited) Vorba ceea...hotul striga-n gura mare "uite hotul" - a se face analogie. P.S. Macar noi recunoastem. Tu ai taria asta? Edited February 27, 2009 by zeneseu Link to comment
VAXXi Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 bre, ia atentie care nu va puteti abtine de la joacele de noroc si pariat ... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html 12-hour Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death THIS was one bet Sergey Tuganov was determined to win. British newspaper, The Sun, reports the 28-year-old Russian man died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills for an apparent 12-hour sex romp. Two women told Moscow police they bet Tuganov $US4300 that he wouldn't be able to satisfy them during a non-stop half day sex marathon. The mechanic died of a heart attack minutes after winning the wager, Moscow police said. "We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina. Medics said he most likely died from the quantity of Viagra he had ingested. There are 30 pills in an average 100mg bottle of Viagra. Vorba aia, macar a murit cu zambetul pe buze, nu ? Link to comment
Satori Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Cate a luat? Inchid aia cosciugul?! Link to comment
saka Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Cine imi poate face rost de versurile la piesa asta? Link to comment
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