alx Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 http://www.reno.ro/index.php?showtopic=473...556entry75556 Shencku, Vaxxi, Sato? Opinions? Link to comment
VAXXi Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 N-am intalnit asa ceva, dar spre deosebire de altii, suntem la zi cu ultima versiune de IPB Link to comment
Esperatul Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Probabil e o problema generata in momentul cand se face interogarea bazei de date de catre pagina de mesagerie(adica modulul respectiv face acest lucru un pic diferit). Poate sa fie de la Encoding sau cine stie ce alte cauze. Trebuie luat la debug, daca era pe MSSql se rezolva imediat cu Profiler-ul, asa probabil trebuie pusa o metoda de log a queriurilor in acea pagina. Link to comment
Shenck Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 La noi e tradus mesajul Nu exista membru cu numele specificat - verifica si incearca din nou. Acest MP nu a fost trimis Link to comment
alx Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Esperatu'... tu vezi pe ce topic suntem? Mai straduieste-te un pic ca am impresia ca Vaxxi precis nu a inteles despre ce e vorba... Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 nu am sistem audio ) sunt pielea... Prea tare! ps: Poate te pricopseste careva cu un tank macar sa nu mai fii pielea.. Link to comment
MethodRO Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 1 Apasa www.google.com 2 Scrie "Failure", fara ghilimele 3. in loc de "Search", apasa "I'm feeling Lucky" 4. Vezi ce urmeaza! 5. Spune si prietenilor inainte de a repara problema cei de la google Link to comment
sebian Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 numai un jurist putea sa scrie asa ceva pe felicitarile de martisor: "cand primavara tasneste in noi si se tulbura sufletul ca apa unei fantani in care s-a desfundat un izvor nou, ca atunci cand infinitul vine spre noi. Nu poate exista infrangere pentru un suflet care a simtit fie si doar pentru o clipa infinitul" > Link to comment
alx Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 1 Apasa www.google.com 2 Scrie "Failure", fara ghilimele 3. in loc de "Search", apasa "I'm feeling Lucky" 4. Vezi ce urmeaza! 5. Spune si prietenilor inainte de a repara problema cei de la google daca bagi romania te trimite pe site-ul CIA... Link to comment
sebian Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 daca bagi modus, te trimite pe situl unui grup de comedianti > ...mi s-a parut mie ca din profil cam seamana a gluma Link to comment
Cristaky Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 numai un jurist putea sa scrie asa ceva pe felicitarile de martisor: "cand primavara tasneste in noi si se tulbura sufletul ca apa unei fantani in care s-a desfundat un izvor nou, ca atunci cand infinitul vine spre noi. Nu poate exista infrangere pentru un suflet care a simtit fie si doar pentru o clipa infinitul" > Numai unul dintre juristi putea scrie asa ceva pe felicitari ... Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) .. "cand primavara tasneste in noi si se tulbura sufletul ca apa unei fantani in care s-a desfundat un izvor nou, ca atunci cand infinitul vine spre noi" Eu cred ca felicitarea e scrisa eventual de o jurista.. care din pacate.. nu a simtit de mult cumpana fantanii cum se scufunda in adancul ei, pentru a se umple eteric, hipnotic si halucinant de revarsarea mareeca si zbuciumul venal al vietii. Edited March 3, 2006 by Tommy Link to comment
laurentziu83 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) .. "cand primavara tasneste in noi si se tulbura sufletul ca apa unei fantani in care s-a desfundat un izvor nou, ca atunci cand infinitul vine spre noi" nu a simtit de mult cumpana fantanii cum se scufunda in adancul ei, pentru a se umple eteric, hipnotic si halucinant de revarsarea mareeca si zbuciumul venal al vietii. Sigur nu confundati fantana cu un wc in care dai bibanu' dupa prea multa bautura? )"> Edited March 3, 2006 by laurentziu83 Link to comment
Zmeul cel rau Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Astept cu nerabdare urmatoarea sarbatoare: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day Link to comment
luck33ro Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) Asta era pentru versiunea engleza a siteului... dar cred ca merge si aici? Driving In Bucharest easy steps : - if the street is full, drive on sidewalk - if the sidewalk is full,go on the local river(Dambovitza),it has 3 speed lines - if u`re lost,ask a local make [romanian : machedon aka tzantzar (mosquito)] to show u the way.hint : always take the opposite dirrection. - if you are getting stopped by street police due to traffic misconduct, tell them your uncle is a senator or bribe them (from 20 RON to 150 RON, depends on what rule u broke) - if you are waiting for some pedestrians to cross the street at the street crossing, it is polite to start a conversation (as you'll have plenty of time) - for example: * if one of the pedestrians is a man and he has burried his hands inside his jeans pockets, you could say something like "Bai, scoate mainile din buzunar ca-ti mananca cuvânt_urât unghiile." which means "Yes sir, you can never be too careful around this neighborhood - a lot of thieves are after your "cuvânt_urât" (money)." * if one of the pedestrians is a woman, you can start a conversation by saying something like "Fa, misca-te mai repede ca masina asta calca nu fute!" which means "Hi! I'll be glad to give you a lift!". (not the real translations ^^ ...very funny though) - the only rules of driving in Bucharest are the above rules. However, if you're not careful while driving in Bucuresti, you might get a mooje cuvânt_urât. - and last but certainly not least, you can't be a propper romanian driver if you can't swear propperly. and you definitely can't be a bucharest driver without being able to swear for 30 minutes without repeating yourself. p.s :no drivers in bucharest are locals,all locals drive in the Danube Delta,proud home of Bird Flu (romanian : gripa aviara manca`tzas) Edited March 8, 2006 by lucian14 Link to comment
ticodriver Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Femeia e cel mai bun MOTOR: se adapteaza la orice piston, se lubrifiaza singura, se porneste cu un singur deget, o data la 4 saptamani isi schimba uleiul si un plin ii ajunge 9 luni. Link to comment
Satori Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Bleah,... pe dracu. Are revizie dimineata si seara. Si intre, daca lucrezi la acelasi loc de munca. Link to comment
aztec Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 consum marit, cate- odata imens.. zgomot, niciodata scazut..poluare fonica ridicata Link to comment
Satori Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Garderoba de gume. Multe perechi de iarna, un numar imens de perechi de vara. Link to comment
ileana Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 ..tunning exterior in permanenta de imbunatatit...nu porneste la rece! Link to comment
Satori Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ba porneste, dar intri in parnaie. Sau mananci bataie. E bine macar ca are mai multi cilindri desi numai in filme merge in mai multe pistoane. Astea sunt sport si sunt periculoase. In schimb, e singura masina care are airbaguri dar nu are centuri de siguranta. Ciudat, nu? Link to comment
mike.omega Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Eu zic sa va mutati la caterinca PS: da cu chipu cum sta? Link to comment
ileana Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Si, ca orice masina, merita sa o tii un timp. Dupa care o schimbi. Si ca orice sofer, speri la achizionarea uneia noi, sa aiba consumul mai mic, consumabilele s-o tina mai mult, fara tamponari, mai silentioasa, mai rapida cand ai nevoie de ea, sa porneasca numai cand ii arati cheia. Vise! Intotdeauna va apare o noua versiune cu imbunatatiri Link to comment
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