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Zmeul cel rau Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 S-ar putea in momentul ala sa te trezesti ca te iau pe sus ceilalti calatori si sa te linseze . Link to comment
xenna Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Nu te lua dupa aparente, ca la pomul laudat nu e bine sa te duci cu sacul PS:Niciodata nu se pot indeplini "toate cerintele sexului frumos si duios". Trust me! Edited February 8, 2007 by xenna Link to comment
Zmeul cel rau Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Frate, femeile vor mai nou sa te duci la ele cu sacul? Da' cine ne cred, Mos Craciun? Link to comment
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Senna Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Lasa Zmeule, e problema veche de cand lumea, paradoxal si iremediabil . Se impun metode noi, de avangarda Edited February 8, 2007 by Senna Link to comment
Satori Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Si eu. Si toate adresele sunt in header ) Link to comment
iulia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Zmeul cel rau said: Frate, femeile vor mai nou sa te duci la ele cu sacul? Da' cine ne cred, Mos Craciun? Cand ti-a cerut tie ultima data cineva ceva? Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Noi am primit la firma. Ne face si programare. Rade si tu numerele de tel din mesaju' asta atat de .. senzorial. Link to comment
sebian Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Lasa=le, cine stie cand o sa avem nevoie Link to comment
Zmeul cel rau Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Da' de ce? Poate vrea Seb.. cineva sa sune. Link to comment
sebian Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Senna said: Se anunta o intalnire incendiara Sper sa se poata indeplini toate cerintele sexului frumos si duios, eu cred ca reusesc pe sectorul meu, chiar si fara TUN Duios sau dubios? > Link to comment
sebian Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Mah, vrei sa-ti schimbi avatarul de mess cu unul mai...exotic? > Link to comment
danker62 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Senna said: Se anunta o intalnire incendiara Sper sa se poata indeplini toate cerintele sexului frumos si duios, eu cred ca reusesc pe sectorul meu, chiar si fara TUN Fara falsa maodestie ma consider un romantic, dar sa indeplinesti "toate cerintele sexului frumos" fara tun... e mai greu Edited February 8, 2007 by danker62 Link to comment
ticodriver Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Fi-v-ar "invitatia" de ras: nu era foarte atent si am citit "sa fii atins cu parul de pe degetele picioarelor" Link to comment
Vijelia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 danker62 said: ...dar sa indeplinesti "toate cerintele sexului frumos" fara tun...e mai greu Pentru buna informare si neabramburirea publicului larg, se face vorbire despre un tun/spray cu frisca.@dankere, dankere... si mai zice lumea buna ca eu provoc discutii... Link to comment
Sharpe Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Intr-adevar @Vijelia, tu nu le provoci ci le intarati!! Link to comment
Mircea Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Avantajul s-o ai mica )"> Link to comment
laurentziu83 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Cine-i crede pe retardatii astia? Link to comment
andreis Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Ce reportaj de tot rahatu.. cum ii prind ei pe toti de pe czone (aviz amatorilor ) si nu numai, bineinteles. Edited February 8, 2007 by andy Link to comment
Lucian M Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 (edited) Mai da-i inspre origini de "lautari" !!! Astia chiar fac "muzica" din aia faina, de se omoara lumea sa le-o pirateze?! Ca la ce tupee se observa pe fetele lor de baieti educati- pun pariu ca nici OS-ul nu il au original. Auzi- print-scren la 8000 de IP-uri... later edit: SCREEN, nu "scren".--- mama ei de viteza... Edited February 9, 2007 by Lucian M Link to comment
Zmeul cel rau Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Astia ar fi in stare sa ma dea in gat ca sharuiesc cateva distributii de linux. Link to comment
VAXXi Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Lucian M said: Auzi- print-scren la 8000 de IP-uri... Da' ce-are ? daca avea un font mic-mic-mic-mic si un monitor mare-mare-mare-mare, poate incapeau Link to comment
steph Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Doamne ce handicapati. Link to comment
sebian Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Bre, o murit Anna Nicole Smith ("> Link to comment
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