Zmeul cel rau Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Nu va inghesuiti ca fetele nu mai fac fata. Daca intereseaza pe cineva la Kaufland sunt doua babe care sterg parbrizele. Intra in spiritul lui Valerica-day! Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Aveti idee cand ploua? Ca eu am spalat masina si am parbrizul curat.. Link to comment
mr_ Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 E coada mare, in parcarea aia? ) Link to comment
adrian_r5 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 aztec, "eu sunt nemultumit.. pai cumpar des de acolo si nu am vazut/patit asa ceva... or fi plecat?" pai tu ai Tico ... e cam inghesuiala in el ... nu prea se pot desfasura in voie (ma refer, evident, la partea cu furatul portofelului) cu multi ani in urma m-am dus cu R5-ul din dotare la o vulcanizare ... pe pereti fel de fel de poze ... inclusiv una in care un tip si o tipa isi rezolvau "necesitatile" sexuale intr-o cabina de tir ... si in timp ce ma uitam unul din baietii de acolo zice cam asa "degeaba te uiti, ca in R5 nu ai loc sa faci asa ceva" Link to comment
Tommy Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Cumpar leganta sau schimb cu cielo plus diferenta. Astept provincia. Link to comment
Lucian79 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 http://users.belgacom.net/treets_reservesite/Dance4U.swf Link to comment
adrian_r5 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 schimb caiet A4 cu Audi acelasi format Link to comment
remix Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 O blonda se hotari sa deschida o ferma de gaini, cumpara ea niste gaini... dar toate mor. Cumpara alte gaini, trece catva timp, mor toate. Se duce din nou sa cumpere gaini, si-l intreaba pe vanzator: -Oare le ingrop prea adanc, sau le ud prea des? Link to comment
john Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 (edited) La tribunal: - Stii ce te asteapta pentru marturie falsa? - Da, mi-au promis un Mercedes. ---------------- Dupa ce a citit ca probabilitatea ca in orice avion sa fie o bomba este foarte mare, un statistician si-a dat seama ca probabilitatea ca in acelasi avion sa fie doua bombe este foarte mica. Acum, de fiecare data cand zboara, cara o bomba cu el! Edited February 15, 2006 by john Link to comment
aztec Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 stirea cu bila e falsa. . dupa ce am stat 10 min in care ma faceam ca tot incarc in masina cumparaturile( si nu cumparasem multe) nu a venit decat o baba la cersit si 2 aurolaci..vrand si ei niste-a bani asta e dezinformare crunta sau miercurea au liber? Link to comment
tribunul Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 a doua chiar e buna... Link to comment
alx Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 2 aurolaci..vrand si ei niste-a bani Erau blonzi? Puteai improviza... Link to comment
Satori Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Miercurea e Ladies Day. Link to comment
ileana Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 zau?! Dar nu-mi plac blonzii Link to comment
Satori Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Aoleo... simplu, regino!!! Inchizi ochii sau te duci la magazin inainte si iei pungi. Link to comment
CristiP Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "Cand eram tanar credeam ca banii si puterea ma vor face fericit. Aveam dreptate." Bill Gates Link to comment
Brainiac Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "Cand eram tanar credeam ca banii si puterea ma vor face fericit. Aveam dreptate." Bill Gates Si eu cred la fel. Si sunt tanar . O avea efect? Link to comment
Satori Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Bill Gates nu avea/nu are masina diesel. I rest my case. Link to comment
john Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Asa merg eschimosii la vanatoare: http://haios.uv.ro/eschimosi.php Link to comment
laurentziu83 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 stirea cu bila e falsa. La mine oricum puteau sa vina sa-mi fure portofelul, problema e ca eu nu folosesc asa ceva, asa ca au ceva de scurmat fetele. Sa stiu dinainte sa-mi iau blugii de pescuit cu buzunarele gaurite Link to comment
sebip Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Animalele se plimba cu avionul. Rata da o palma la urs si spune: - Da ba o tigara! Ursu se executa. Dupa 5 minute iar: - Da ba un foc! Ursu ii da. Dupa 10 minute faza se repeta. Din spate vulpea sa se dea rotunda da o palma la urs si cere o tigara. Ursu se enerveaza, ia rata si vulpea si le arunca pe geam. La care rata catre vulpe: - Vulpe stii sa zbori? - Nu! - Si atunci de ce faci figuri in avion? Link to comment
remix Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 De cati misogini e nevoie ca sa insurubezi un bec la bucatarie? De nici unul, ca proasta aia poate sa gateasca si pe intuneric Link to comment
Wolfman Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Acum cateva zile am parcat masina la Mall, dar cand m-am intors am descoperit ca cineva imi furase radio-cd-ul din masina. De la conducerea Mall-ului am primit o poza in care se vede hotul in momentul furtului. Nu ma intereseaza radio-cd-ul pentru ca oricum aveam asigurare, vreau doar sa ma intalnesc cu hotul din poza.M-as bucura daca m-ati ajuta sa-l gasesc !! Aici e poza hotului. Link to comment
ZaiR Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 (edited) mai postasem bancul... Edited February 16, 2006 by ZaiR Link to comment
Wolfman Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Cam tarziu ai aflat de ele, acum sunt cam ocupate fetele la cati ti-au luat-o inainte! Link to comment
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